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OOPS. I haven't been here in a hot minute. Sorry, children. I've been busy. Being crazy. But I'm getting my shit together, and life is a box of chocolates or toilet full of turds, or WHATEVER. As one of those mannish women on
Mob Wives put it: life is a bowl of cherries, and I've got the motherfucking pits to prove it. ANYSNIZ, I've been neglecting ya'll like Paris Hilton neglects her pets, so I hope none of you died of malnutrition while I was away. Let's start back softly with a little selection from an SMS conversation between Mia and me. We were discussing 16 & Pregnant. Terrible, yes, but everybody knows I watch awful television, so just roll with it. By the time they start following these bitches, it's too late to ABORT ABORT ABORT, so I always root for ADOPT ADOPT ADOPT. At least that one couple from the first season had the sense to give their child up. Seriously, no 16-year-old can properly care for a baby and raise a child. It's mean to subject it to that. I''m getting off point. This one bitch, Allie, who of course should have given her baby up for snatching, had a black girl friend named KB. I proposed that we guess what those initials stood for. My guess was Kaneesha Brianna (pretty good guess, right?) and this ensued:
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Mia: Karquanna Broiledmeat.
me: KARQUANNA BROILEDMEAT
me: I can't handle that.
me: too funny
me: Like she's some kind of McDonald's mascot
Which brings me to this next topic: Pussyghost. Pussyghost has become somewhat of a recurring character on the podcast (new one coming soon, I promise)
One and a Half F*gs, and she now has
her own twitter page! So follow that bitch and get the latest, most racist lowdown on the afterlife for vaginae.
