It's That Time Again

Time for funny porn titles!


Whoregasm

I Wanna Cum Inside Your Mom

Double Airbags

My Sister Loves Anal 2

Anal Teen Tryouts 19

Squirting With The Stars 2

My Cruel Sluts

Sex Trek

Holy Fuck It's Huge

Deep Black Ass 5

No Boys Just Toys

I Came In Your Mom

Latina Cum Bath

MILFs Lovin MILFs

Anal Conduct 4

Anal Addicts

Samurai Porn (!!! I'm definitely getting this one)

Your Mom's A Slut She Takes It In The Butt

Fisting Hot House - Mo Betta Butt

B-A-N-A-N-A-S

A good friend of mine recently blogged about the catcalls she receives when walking around her neighborhood. She wonders what the motivation is for the men who do that. I doubt they're all banking on the odds that some day one of the women they compliment will be a hardcore sex addict and fuck them on the spot. So why then? I tried to imagine myself in the men's situation. The closest thing I can come up with was a couple years ago during the Chicago gay pride parade. I was on a float with my friend Jay, and the whole time we flirted and made comments to guys we saw. I certainly didn't expect anything to come of it and of course nothing did. So why did I mime masturbating and fling my pretend semen at attractive young gentlemen while telling them "pretty mouth!"? It was fun. And funny. And like my friend says, it's flattering to a degree. I don't fakejizz on just anyone.

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Jenny Shimizu: Model, Dyke, Comedian

In case you forgot, Jenny Shimizu is as big a raging lesbian as ever. She appeared on the most recent episode of RuPaul's Drag Race and complimented Ongina on her name. "I love the name Ongina. I'm often on 'gina too." Ha! I haven't seen such a funny lesbian since Paula Poundvag, I mean Poundstone.

Also in RPDR news, it finally hit me after three episodes why they say it takes "charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent." C.U.N.T. I feel slow. Give me a helmet and put my ass on the little bus because I'm speshul today. C.U.N.T. kind of sounds like it should be the enemy organization in the next James Bond film. James will have to infiltrate the deepest recesses of C.U.N.T and climax with the submission of Selma Twat.

Garbage Fail Kids

Oh no they di'n't!