Dear JD Ordonez of Real World "fame,"
On behalf of homos everywhere, thanks, but no thanks. We don't want what you're selling. You're kind of a disgrace to our people. You outed your tranny roommate, and you keep acting a damn fool. Granted she didn't really need to come out to anyone--that would be like Richard Simmons saying, "brace yourself for my shocking secret. . . I'm gay!" It was still rude! And don't you EVER tell a black girl she can't sang! What the fuck is wrong with you? Were you raised by racist wolves? Oh, and the whole dolphin training thing. . . not helping the cause. Straight people of the world: please disregard this faggot. We're not all judgmental pricks who bleach our assholes and always say inappropriate--oh shit. Never mind. Carry on. JD, what are you doing later?
