To my blog. I realized today is the one-year anniversary of starting this blog. I haven't been posting as much as I'd like to, so I'll try to be more attentive. I've compiled a sort of greatest hits list of entries below:
A Ballad About Female Genital Mutilation (the audio doesn't work anymore, but still fun)
This One Time. . .
Futuramadrama
My First And Final Face-First Foray Into Furburger
Singing In The Rain
Holy Racism, Batman!
Gambling's Bad, Mmmkay?
Die, Yuppie Cunt
Can You Say "Puta?"
Real Housewives' Alex McCord Fanfic
A Letter of Resignation from Paris Hilton's Vagina
Oooh Baby,Let Me Fix My Weave
Trancient History
Haifiveku
Star Text
Spidercorn
"Shia LaBarf"
Oops
Lazy-Smized
Let's Paint, Exercise, and Have Miscarriages
Termites
The Bends
But Was It Rape-Rape?
p.s. I had a dream last night that I decapitated Mischa Barton with a whip.
