It's Rrrrrrrrrrrrrape Time!

My boss and I were driving through campus today when I spied a lovely wooded area randomly next to dormitories. This shady, sun-dappled stretch even had what looked like a log cabin. Its beauty smacked me in the face and I commented "wow! That park is fucking beautiful."

My boss replied "the students call it Rape Park."

"Well Rape Park is gorgeous."

Gurd Your Loins

I read a report today that Real Housewives of New York's very own (S)Kelly(tor) KILLOREN Bensimon will appear in the December 2009 issue of Playboy.

*shudder*

Thankfully she won't be exposing the lunch meat between her legs. I'm thinking it will be something tasteful along the lines of this: