Saturday, February 18, 2012
Textual Intercourse: Musings on Ina Garten
me: On Ina this morning, she was saying how truffle butter is surprisingly inexpensive and bragging about how expensive saffron is lol
Mia: hahaha she's ridic
Mia: Love her
me: It was outrageous and so perfectly her
Mia: How many times did she mention that saffron is the stamen of crocuses
me: Just once
Mia: Lame
me: She had it in a little clear box like crack rocks
Mia: Hahaha omg it is Ina crack
Mia: Crack is prob cheaper than saffron
me: Lol
me: She crushes and snorts it. Freebasing saffron
Mia: melting it down on the spoon
me: See how it turns the liquid in the syringe that gorgeous yellow? How bad could that be?
Mia: find a GOOD vein
me: Hahahahahahaha
Mia: :)
me: If your arm is too riddled with track marks, between your toes is fine
Mia: Lol we are horrible
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