House of Dangerkat Realness

If you don't know, look up House of Dangerkat on YouTube. Do it. Real girl tranny realness to the extreme. Ain't nothin like a biological woman doing a deathdrop. This here video is from a member of the HoD and I want to thank Steven Didis for it, since I did lift it from his tumblr page ;). This and the previous 8-bit video. He's gorgeous and hilarious and talented, so get into him.

Presented Without Commentary Pt. III

Presented Without Commentary Pt. II

Some Toir — Romantic crap from Yegor Lymarev on Vimeo.

Presented Without Commentary Pt. I

Game of Thrones Pt. Trois

Gayme of ThronesPart Deux

Textual Intercourse

Blanche:  pretty sure this is a note to my 6th grade teacher

Blanche:  You old hag.

Blanche:  And girl it looks like a witch nose

me:  lol

me:  I wrote a horrible note about my 7th grade English

me:  She caught it

me:  Spooked me and talked to me in the hallway

me:  I peed a little

Blanche:  Oh niiice.  You are such a Shady Queen.

me:  Haha thank god she didn't see the color drawing I did of her as a fat stripper with saggy titties getting her period on the pole

Blanche:  Okrrr.

Blanche:  God I love you.

me:  I was a shady little faggot

Gayme of Thrones

You have to be super gay and super nerdy to appreciate this.  But if you love Game of Thrones and Paris Is Burning, it's pretty fucking funny.

Stunned and Gagged

I don't know how shit like this falls into my lap, but it do.

Oops, I Did It Again

I KNOW YOU'RE HOME, ASSHOLE!

The leases at my apartment building are for one year, and this is going to be a rough one.  I was on the phone with my brother when I heard a knock at my door.  I was expecting my dinner delivery, so I opened up without even looking through the peephole.  Imagine my surprise when it's not the cute delivery boy but Shonda, my crazy downstairs lesbian neighbor.  I held up a finger and said, "hold on just a minute."  Then I ran into the other room and crazily whispered to my brother the situation.  I thought maybe if I waited long enough, she'd just go away.  He asked if my door was locked.  FUCK, it wasn't.  "Can I lock it super quietly?" I asked my brother.  "NO!  She'll know."  He said to tell her this will be a while, indicating she should go the fuck away.  I did that, but she just whispered, "do you have a egg?"  Not AN egg, A egg.  "Oh sure," I replied and ran to the fridge.  I handed her one egg, and then for some reason asked "do you need just one?"  She eyed my carton and said, "maybe two."  So I gave the bitch TWO eggs.  Then she whispered, "I'll come up and see you later if that's okay."  I'm too much of a pussy to stand up and throw shade to a bitch's face, so I said, "oh yeah, whenever."  FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.  I need to abort this relationship.  I am not trying to see this dyke.  This is going to be a long year.