Oops

I'm not crazy about the woman who delivers our newspaper. She always slams it into our sliding glass door. I ran into her walking a dog once, and I couldn't get away from her for ten minutes. When she threw the paper against the door today, my brother and I happened to be right next to it. I looked through the door to see her strolling away, so I scowled, made my hands into guns and pretended to shoot her repeatedly "pew pew pew!" Of course she had to turn around exactly when I did that. I spun away and proceeded to laugh.