My brother and I visited my mother and her mother yesterday. Amidst awkward and sad moments, there were definitely some good ones. Some of them had to do with a game of scrabble we played while waiting for lunch to cook. At one point, my brother says "damn it, I can't think of a good word to play," and he showed me his pieces. Among them were three Ts. I said "titty." He said, "dude" and flicked a glance at our mom. I said, "Charlie, mom knows what titties are."
Charlie: "Wait how do you spell that?"
Mom: "Three Ts total."
Charlie also felt obligated to play "semen" a few turns later.
PS Google Image searching for "dirty scrabble" is pretty fun. My favorite words of the ones shown here are "widecunt," "cumrot," and "wangnet." WangNet sounds like either a gay porn site or an oblivious Asian teenager's Myspace page.
WangNet definitely needs to be a porn site. Also, "QAT"?? Really? I would have challenged that one if I were in the game. We need to play sometime Dan.
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