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Simon and Alex's website is fantastic. Apparently Alex used to have dreams of being an actress and has her resume and everything on her own page. She can do all sorts of accents, does an "amazing vocal rendition of Gilligan’s Island theme song in Latin," and did voiceover work as this slutty character:



Strangely fitting.

Her blog is pretty lame, and apparently she got fired from her job? I can't tell if it's recent or not. On the other hand, Simon's blog is pretty funny. In an awkward way. He has actually written commentary on each episode of the season so far. Check it out when you're bored, and try not to vomit.



I'm sorry, but their kids are creepy. Johann looks like Bryce Dallas Howard, and Francois looks like an mid-30s child predator. Genetic FAIL.