Yeah I Said It

First Jamie Foxx said this about Miley Cyrus:



I know it's because I'm an asshole, but I thought it was pretty funny. Anyway, I want to stand up for my bff Jaime. He really didn't mean to say the things that came out of his mouth. Especially that she should put some crack in her pipe. He really meant to say "she should put some pipe in her crack." Duh. Clearly he wasn't advocating drug use, just statutory rape. Jeez.

Way To Go

Congratulations, Miley Cyrus, you've got (what I think is) you're first official nipple slip. Luckily you're only 16, so the uncensored picture might not be making the rounds. Don't worry, if you have Tara Reid lumpy, scarred nips, it stays in the vault. You're well on your way to upskirts, bukakke shots, a sextape, and your very first overdose. Here's to hoping!

I Feel Gross

This bitch tryna catch a predator fa sho.