More Jenky Hair

Anna Kendrick was great in such movies as Up In The Air and Rocket Science, but I sniffed that hairline out in a millisecond. She's got that crazy shit that needs threading like Paris Hilton's ass after a gangbang. You remember Selma Blair don't you?

Monkey See, Monkey Hairdo

What the fuck? I was watching a trashy show today that I won't name, and Selma Blair was a guest star. I noticed she had the hairline of a chimpanzee. The shitty picture above is from the episode. I thought that a stylist, publicist, or even a hobo would have mentioned it to her by now, so she could fix it. I don't watch Kath & Kim, but she has bangs in it, right? They are but a band-aid on a gaping, gangrenous wound. Examine the evidence below and let's figure out a way to get this poor bitch to an Indian hairline threader STAT. If Tyra Banks can get undiscovered "models" to fix their hairlines, I think Selma Motherfucking Blair can do it too.