Fleshy, Corpulent Butterball

This is why we need more robots in the world.

This Is Why You're Fat

I was at Subway yesterday, and the fatty behind me spent a good thirty seconds squeezing EVERY bag of Sun Chips--presumptively to find which bag contained the most chips. This is why you're fat.

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A much better joke occurred to me about the picture of the ano girl:
Calista Flockhart, eat your heart out then throw it up so you don't gain any weight.

I Can Has Anurekseeya?

I have all these fucked up pictures on my phone, so I figured I'd share them. Here's a pretty one of a woman who used to powerwalk by my old apartment all the time. She puts Lara Flynn Boyle to SHAME: