30 My Ass

I'm sorry, but that is not the neck of a 30-year-old. Bitch needs a waddle-ectomy STAT. A neck like that could be Kimora Lee Simmons' segmented caterpillar baby picture, but no other 30yo should look like that.

Sorry Sack of Tangerine Bitch

I might have to come back to this one. I have a lot to say about this bitch's "hair." I've been an avid hater of her hair hat since it premiered way back when. You can actually see that her the pieces in the front are probably hers, then there's that busted Barbie piece on top of it. *sigh*

It's better in the picture below, but her face is looking dead wrong. She kind of has a minor case of Kimora Lee Simmons caterpillar neck.