Miss Cleo!

You'll recognize this queen from the current season of Ru Paul's Drag Race:   Dwayne Milan.  This is a delightful video in which Milan shines, unlike in RDR.  Girl was out of place up in that show.  She is a performer and comedian, but her style is just not for Ru.  Get into the envelope that has "PHONE BILL" written on it in marker. I will also be stealing as my signature move the lick-lick-nip-nip. Trust.

Worth 1000 Words

This insurance site sure does hate women.

I SAID pop them titties out, bitch.

12 and Pregnant

I totally went to school with bitches like this.

If This Doesn't Make You Happy, You Have No Soul

SMILE, EVERYPONY!
EDIT: newly available video:

Textual Intercourse: Brotherly Love

brother:  Dude John Carter looks cool

me:  I wonder what it's rated

brother:  XXX: John Carter hangs mad dong and fucks 3 tittied green bitches

Worth 1000 Words

I encountered this picture at work today, and it has an abusive subtext to me.

"What the fuck did you just say to me, woman?"

Presented Without Commentary: Randoms

I was cleaning out the photos on my phone and thought I might share some selections.