This Bitch Over Here

Brady: ug

Brady: I just had to watch the trailor for EAT PRAY LOVE

me: Eat Pray Smug

Brady: awful

Brady: Good for this bitch. She has the money to fly around the world

me: i hate julia roberts, i hate that book, i hate people who like that book, and i preemptively hate that movie

Brady: that's what i thought of

me: this bitch over here can just take a year off her life

Brady: I hate when people with nothing better to do and money go around saying how you should do shit

me: and go be a pretentious cunt

Brady: YES

Brady: and now get a book and movie deal

Brady: and I'm sure she goes on Oprah and talks about how zen she is as she cashes the checks

Brady: fuck you

me: i hope she chokes on her organic bullshit vegan salad that i'm sure she praises to all her friends as the only way to eat

Brady: yeah famous people who tell the country to do shit like that are awful

me: GWYNETH PALTROW

Brady: sure it's easy to be healthy when you can pay for shit

me: i want to strangle GP

Brady: and her macrobiotic diet

Brady: I don't even know what that means

me: it means rich and gullible