TMI

Here's a little interaction with my gay best friend in town.

First he sent:

me:  Lol yeah no one needs to know that

me:  Is it [redacted, some sniz who had a history of shitting on his tricks during sex]?

bff: Boner defeated

bff:  BONER SMASH!

me:  Sniz used IBS.  It was highly effective! BFF's boner fainted

Textual Intercourse: You've Outgayed Yourself

Oh Snap

The events of the past week are beyond recapping.  I will let my pictures of the San Francisco Up Your Alley street fair suffice (let the record show emotional rape and devastation):