TMI

Here's a little interaction with my gay best friend in town.

First he sent:

me:  Lol yeah no one needs to know that

me:  Is it [redacted, some sniz who had a history of shitting on his tricks during sex]?

bff: Boner defeated

bff:  BONER SMASH!

me:  Sniz used IBS.  It was highly effective! BFF's boner fainted

O Rly?

Edit: I just realized that this comes off as dirty, and I'd like to clarify that the proposed hour of time was for a coffee date.  You gutterslut cumgoblins.

Some men just don't know how to treat a lady.  Confidence is cute, arrogance is a boner assassin.  Don't make me slap a brick and read you to filth.  You really don't want me to go there.  I own a condo there.

"You can't serve sufficient face, girl"  how is that for six words?

Finally

I should have started this a long time ago, damnit.
http://guysofgrindr.tumblr.com/

This Is Not Okay

Bitch, get the fuck off a program for gay men.  Who the fuck is she talking to anyway?  And nice tagline, hag.  I'm sure all your gay friends appreciate being equated to materialistic objects.  Die, bitch.