RISE UP, for We Have a New Anthem

I liked "I Whip My Hair."  Well. . . some of it.  What I really liked was the Nicki Minaj Remix.  It only includes Willow's fun parts.  Check that out first:






Okay, now onto The Littlest Scientologist's new song. I love it! It's so catchy and fun. It puts some pep in my step when I listen to it on the way to work. It makes me forget that she's being brainwashed by a cult. I love the part about pulling gold out of her soul and diamonds from her heart. Every time I hear it, I add in my head something along the lines of "and pull oil from my weave." In my opinion, this should have been Lady Gaga's new song instead of her "Born This Way" abominortion (that's obviously a portmanteau of abomination and abortion). It makes me happy and the message can be coopted by queers without being too obvious or pandering. Let's do it!  Here is the song, "21st Centruy Girl"

The End Is Nigh

This is some voodoo shit to me. I think it's how you open the Hellmouth. If you see some übervamps running around killing bitches, we need to call that lesbian witch STAT to make some slayers.

Alejandro!

Remember than annoying ass bitch from whatever season of Heroes? Yeah, the Mexican one. Woof, her plotline needed to be aborted soooo bad. That was unfortunate, I really like that actress. She was sexy and fun in X-Men: The Last Stand.

Bam! Bitch Went Down

I'm surprised I haven't seen pictures of Lady Gaga biting it before now. I'm sure she has though. All those "avant-garde" yikes she wears are dangerous as hell. She's going to break a hoof. OH that reminds me. Uh oh, this is kind of terrible. I don't think I've mentioned it before. I was on a date a couple months ago; and at the restaurant, I spied a table of sorostitutes. The cool thing was one of them had a prosthetic leg. I thought it was neat and immediately starting wondering aloud how she came to be in that situation. My final hypothesis was that she suffered a serious pump accident. She was drunk, running in knee-high hooker boots, and her heel got caught in a grate. Because the material was so restrictive and unforgiving, it just snapped off her whole lower leg. That's what I like to think went down.

Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta

I liked her when no one really knew who she was. Then I got all pretentious when she went mainstream and shunned her. Now I'm feeling her again. Her performance at the VMAs was quite enjoyable. I'm a sucker for blood and tragedy, but that was fun! I got into her crutch and the random dancer in the wheelchair. My dad couldn't believe she did that. I showed him the video for "Paparazzi," and he asked why she was making fun of the disabled. I said that she wasn't making fun of them, she's sending a message. "What message?" he asked, "all you bitches in wheelchairs need to get you some crutches and dance?" That sounds about right.


Then there's the hullabaloo about her sex. Apparently some people are convinced she's really a man. Which would be cool! Here's a good quote from the website http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/: "all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis." Ha!