Get Ready for Some Fasting and Praying

Pesach is coming, bitches.  That's Passover to you gentiles.  It's when we celebrate ancient Israelites gaining freedom from the Pharoah and the slaughter of a shit ton of Egyptian babies.  Maybe they had it coming though.  Anywho, here is a quickie version to get yoself learnt:

She Has Risen!

Happy Sheaster, bitches! Today is the day to dress up in pastels, slap a church hat on, and put on your best tranny face. Do it for Jesus--she wore a dress every day after all.