Scream it, black lady, scream! Happy holidays, assholes. I'm half Jewish and was raised so. Well sort of, in a half-assed way. To this day I don't know what religion my mother was reared in, if any. When I was little and I asked her, she told me she was Gentile. I thought it was a legit answer. That bitch played me! She probably thought it was pretty funny too. I don't think my Jewish relatives found it very funny when I reported that my mother was raised in the Gentile religion. Whatevs.
