Men in Heels

I find this terrible, hilarious, fantastic, and erotic.

My Pumps

At work last week I noticed a coworker was taller than usual and complimented her shoes. This prompted someone else to comment that they must have been five-inch heels. I squinted and appraised them for about .25 seconds and said, "three and a half." The other girl busted out a tape measure, and lo and behold, they were 3.5-inch heels. Don't play play on the bang bang.