Oh Miranda

Until a couple days ago, I thought Miranda Sings was real. I'd only seen a couple of her videos, and I felt bad laughing at them. I just thought she was slightly autistic with a touch of palsy. I finally looked her up and found out it's just a character. Yay, now I can laugh. If you watch her older videos, you can see when she hasn't quite nailed down her look that she's so so pretty. And then you watch more and she talk about haters this and that and dating celebrities and whatnot. I guess I would have figured it out after a while, but there are some bitches making serious videos out there that are insanely laughable. But this is the first video I saw of her; and taking it as serious, I got a little uncomfortable and thought Mr. Rainbow was a douche:

NSFW

(This is the first picture that comes up for a search on "NSFW." WHAT THE FUCK??)

My brother recently started a new job. I like to send him little tidbit texts and questions when they occur to me during the day, but now I worry that someone will see my messages and get him in trouble. So I've been refraining until after work hours. I just don't want to get him fired because I send him something like "faggoty face Jew monkey."