My New Dance. . .

. . . is super old, but new to me.  Check out Beyonce's dance to "Check on It," 2:07 - 2:47.  The hoppy stomping, the fake gum chewing, the WEAVE PATTING.  It's insanely fantastic.

Tranny of the Day

Work, Ericka

Featuring one of my personal favorties:  Erickatoure Aviance.  She was a regular guest on the podcast Gay Pimpin' with Jonny McGovern, and she turns it on a regular basis.  She is a badass, and her EP is damn good.  Go to iTunes and get it now so you can work to such hits as "I'm Grown and I Do What I Want," "My Pumps," and "Behind the Waterfall."

p.s. she is the queen in the middle in the first video.

Textual Intercourse, Episode II: The Snizzening

and later. . .

sniz:  damn i just put my running shorts on lol

me:  then run that tight ass over here

Textual Intercourse, Episode I: Desperately Snizzing Susan

me:  want to come fuck?

sniz:  lol i just ate dinner i feel like a pig lol

me:  boo, you whore

Textual Intercourse

Brady:  for some reason I'm getting a boner

me:  you get a boner when the wind blows

Intriguing

Let's play a game of Hypothetical.  Imagine if you will that several months ago, your best friend hooked up with a guy he admitted "wasn't [his] type" and "might actually be really good for you."'  They didn't have chemistry, and haven't been in much contact with each other since then.  This annoyed you, but it wasn't terrible.  After all, who am I to chastise someone for refusing perfectly good dick?  Now I, HYPOTHETICALLY, meet him.  At this point, there is no snizgenda, just chit-chatting.  What is the etiquette there?  Am I supposed to pretend I don't know that they snizzed?  The only thing going through my head is how my friend said this guy has the perfect penis.  I just know I'm going to blurt it out.  But do I just bring him around one day and introduce them to each other as if I don't know they've had each other's cocks in their mouths?  Or can I say, this is my best friend whom I believe you know?  I wonder what Emily Post would have to say about such a situation.  My imaginary self asked my friend, and he said to just say nothing about it.  I guess that would be the easiest thing to do.  In the end, it doesn't really matter.  I don't give a shit, and I'm sure they ultimately don't give a shit either.  Maybe this is what people on Craigslist mean by being a "discrete" bro.

Huh?

First of all, I have to address Kesha.  Listening to her latest album, it was obvious this song would be the lead single.  It's catchy and stupid as fuck.  I've really been getting into it lately to be honest though.  I don't listen to the radio, so the only time I hear it is when it occasionally comes up on my  iPod.  So I acknowledge how terrible and shitty this song is.  This is a fun video if you go into it viewing it as making fun of itself.  If this shit is for real, it is sad.  I've actually seen this Christian Beasley faggot before.  I sent a video of him dancing in a small tight pair of shorts to a friend of mine a while ago because I found it erotic.  So even though this is the largest collection of shitty homosexuals I've seen in a while, it's entertaining.

A Win for Sniz

Two of my favorite things came together today for one glorious moment.  Today's Very Mary Kate video features MK in confession saying, "bless me father for I have snizzed."  I'm not going to lie, I got really deep into a vain fantasy for a hot second.  I figured that like any quasi celebrity, she would google herself.  Well, perhaps that leads to my page, where I gave a glowing review.  And she couldn't help but notice how funny and fantastic my blog is, which is obviously where she picked up use of the word sniz.  You're welcome.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Celluloid Classics

Girls Will Be Girls ranks high on my list of stupid movies I can watch all the time.  It's a scathing comedy about drugs, rape, and abortion.  All the women in the film are played by men.  Yeah, big surprise coming from me, I know.  They aren't supposed to be trannies, it just adds to the humor.  The jokes are dirty and just plain wrong.  That's why I love it.  That's why the quotes section of my Facebook profile has a couple selections such as "One?  Coco, I''ve had more children pulled out of me than a burning orphanage?"

If you have the power of sight and vision, I recommend watching GWBG a.s.a.p.  There are also more goodies on YouTube like The Jizz Party and Delivering Coco.  Apparently there is a planned sequel due out in November of 2011.  Yay.  So see the movie, and check out all the videos.

Songs To Wake Up To

I was singing this song in my head as I woke up.  It's a fun one.