What in the Sideboob Hell Is This?

Woof, it looks like Foxy Brown has been slipping. Back in the day, when she and Lil' Kim were relevant, I was on Team Kim. Duh. If you know me, then you know I wrote my university entrance essay about Lil' Kim and included a picture of her topless. Because we're both classy like that. I grudgingly enjoyed Foxy's album Chyna Doll in high school. I even admitted it in an article I wrote for my highschool newspaper. It was kind of fun, but mostly ridiculous, but still nowhere near as inventive as Lil' Kim's lyrics. Then, because I'm a terrible person, I was secretly pleased when Foxy lost her hearing. They thought it would be permanent, which was kind of sad, but really I didn't give a fuck. I thought of it as karma for daring to besmirch the glorious creation that is Kim. I haven't seen her in years, much less thought about her, which is why this picture is so surprising. I didn't realize she had gotten so thick--which isn't a bad thing. Oh no, thick can certainly be beautiful. It's the titties that are killing me. Check out that sideboob! That is intense sideboob action. She just looks like she's spent way too many years not wearing a bra. Do yourself a favor, girl, and get a breast lift STAT. The bootleg Xena fetish outfit isn't helping things either. I suggest investing in coursets and girdles. I remember she used to talk trash about homosexuals in her raps. This must be the recourse: now she has no queers around to say "oh HELL no" and stuff her ass in some spanx. Again, karma is a mean, bitchy faggot.

A Tranny a Day Keeps the Mainstream Away

Okay, not a real tranny, but he's played one on TV! Michael Serrato has been doing this improv character for years, and if you saw the first season of The Big Gay Sketch Show, you got to see her in action. She's all about cutting a bitch and eating.

I Cant Wait to Be Old

My brother to me:

I just talked with Gma for 2 hours. not bad, she was saying crazy shit. ie "i thought that if one of you two (you & me) were going to turn up gay, it'd be you." thanks, Gma

Bootleg Alias

I'm really getting into this new USA Network show Covert Affairs. It really is like a bootleg version of Alias (one of the best programs EVER). Piper Perabo is Anne, the main character who is a newbie at the CIA. Part of the reason I enjoy this show so much must be that she bears a striking resemblance to Jennifer Garner's Sydney Bristow of Alias. She even has similar speech patterns and mannerisms. I should keep an eye out for her tucking her hair behind her ear: Syd's trademark. Anne is a littler more relaxed and loose compared to Sydney's uptightness. She's not as badass as I'd like her to be, but I think she'll get there. She is after all new to the CIA, whereas we meet Sydney seven years into her tenure of the espionage trade. Sendhil Ramamurthy also costars, and he's kind of annoying. After a couple seasons on Heroes, I really came to loathe him. The Eyebrow King, Peter Gallagher, also costars as a higher-up at the agency. Whatever, he's alright. I still think of him as Sandy from The O.C. Playing the part of Anne's older sister who is in the dark concerning her spy status is Anne Dudek, one of the white bitches White Chicks. I could never imagine her in a serious role, but she really impressed me! That is partly due to her more brunette shade now, it just makes her easier to believe. Sorry, blondies. Remember Henry the hot nerd from Ugly Betty?



Mmmm I do. He costars as a blind agent. EYEROLL. He is so terrible at it, that it is almost laugh-out-loud funny at times. In the pilot, he literally looked actors in the eye several times. He needs blind lessons. Anyway, they need to wise up and just have him shirtless all the time. It's hard to say how the show will shape up, but it looks promising. After only two episodes, I'm still interested in what will become of the characters, and the mysteries that are starting to build. It seems this program will blend light mythology into stand-alone episodes, which is a compromise I can respect. I prefer mythology-heavy series, but networks frown on that, instead usually opting for Law & Order: Bullshit format. The intro is atrocious, and much too light-hearted for my taste. It's cartoony and too much fun. Tone that shit down. The action is decent, and I do love me a girl fight! Here is the ultimate in girlfighting, from the season two finale of Alias (LILA, MY LOVELY ROLLERSKATING FRIEND ON THE WEST COAST, IF YOU'RE READING THIS, DO NOT WATCH THE VIDEO, SPOILER ALERT, HO!):

Schooling the Children

We have this glorious model of woman's inner workings at my office. It's a promotional model for the Nuvaring. It is so fun! You get to see all the biznass, PLUS there's a mock Nuvaring on a string that you can practice sticking up the sniz! How amazing is that? Then you press a button, and it zooms out of the sniz! It is way too much fun. It gets better:



Nice! It even comes with a snatch-for-dummies diagram, for you queers out there who don't know your way around a lady crotch. I'm seriously going to figure out how I can get one of these models for myself. I would proudly display it in my apartment. PROUDLY.

Siiiiiigh

"For whatever reason, I attract the crazies; and it's sad, cuz I'm no one special."

SO TRUE. Looking at this faggy Bill Cosby from The Real World is EXHAUSTING.

This Bitch Over Here

Brady: ug

Brady: I just had to watch the trailor for EAT PRAY LOVE

me: Eat Pray Smug

Brady: awful

Brady: Good for this bitch. She has the money to fly around the world

me: i hate julia roberts, i hate that book, i hate people who like that book, and i preemptively hate that movie

Brady: that's what i thought of

me: this bitch over here can just take a year off her life

Brady: I hate when people with nothing better to do and money go around saying how you should do shit

me: and go be a pretentious cunt

Brady: YES

Brady: and now get a book and movie deal

Brady: and I'm sure she goes on Oprah and talks about how zen she is as she cashes the checks

Brady: fuck you

me: i hope she chokes on her organic bullshit vegan salad that i'm sure she praises to all her friends as the only way to eat

Brady: yeah famous people who tell the country to do shit like that are awful

me: GWYNETH PALTROW

Brady: sure it's easy to be healthy when you can pay for shit

me: i want to strangle GP

Brady: and her macrobiotic diet

Brady: I don't even know what that means

me: it means rich and gullible

Who's a Cool Straight Man? THIS Guy.

I guess this story ran a while ago, but I just discovered it. This kid, Hudson Taylor, is pretty cool. He's straight, but he's fighting for gay rights. The world really needs more people like him and fewer people like Fred Phelps. A friend of mine finds it annoying, saying he doesn't like when people do good deeds and go around talking about them. Ha, he says it makes them seem like douches. I agree with that sentiment in some situations. On the plane back from vacation a few weeks ago, this old bitch behind me kept talking about how she was going down to New Orleans to help out with the oil spill. UGH. EYEROLL. Us knowing about your good deed is not helping anything. Anyway, check this out:


When Hudson Taylor proposed to Lia Alexandra Mandaglio, it was fitting that it was the same night they saw the movie "Milk." The story about a pioneering gay rights advocate meant a lot to the couple.

Back at Mandaglio's condominium in Washington DC, Taylor, a University of Maryland wrestler, presented her with a signed edition of Martin Luther King's book "Why We Can't Wait." She didn't wait, and said yes. They will be married on Sept. 24, 2011.

"The proposal is a big event not to be taken lightly," Taylor said. "We're both very progressive and very outspoken in LGBT and feminist issues." The book "symbolized how we felt and how we would act," and was "very fitting for the engagement."

Being outspoken and passionate is nothing new for Taylor, 36-2 this season and ranked No. 3 in the country in the 197-pound NCAA wrestling weight class. In addition to being a champion wrestler, he is an academic All American with his eye on law school and a possible future political career.

It's his outspoken support for gay rights, though, that makes him unique in the athletic world, where straight allies are few and far between. Not many athletes would wear a Human Rights Campaign sticker on their headgear in competition.

"For me and my generation, [LGBT rights] is a pressing issue," said Taylor, 23, a native of New Jersey. "I believe that whatever history I'm a part of, I'm responsible for. If I feel something is unjust or unequal, I feel a responsibility to do something about it."

Taylor puts his money where his views are, donating each month to HRC, a leading gay rights organization. But his greatest impact is trying to counteract the aura of homophobia that pervades sports. He does this by bringing up gay rights in media interviews and discussing the issue with teammates, despite the discomfort it might bring. He was brought to the attention of Outsports by a gay former University of Maryland athlete who knows and respects Taylor.

"It's tough being a college athlete," Taylor says. "Guys like to bring each other down and use hurtful words. But I think you need to be conscious of your thoughts, words and actions."

While few sports are very gay-tolerant, wrestling can sometimes be even less so because of the stereotypes surrounding the sport. Its athletes wear skin-tight singlets and opponents literally grab and embrace each other in close contact, each trying to dominate the other, so "outsiders could see it as being a homoerotic sport," Taylor said. The result is that wrestlers "often need to reaffirm to others their quote, unquote, ‘masculinity,' and to show and strut their bravado."

While Taylor spoke positively about his teammates, he will challenge them if he hears language demeaning of gays. "A common way to degrade a teammate is to call them a ‘fag,' " said Taylor, who hesitated even saying the word in our interview. "This is not unique to wrestling, but a common discourse for many male sports teams. It's important to address it publicly and say something in front of the team."

As captain and a fifth-year senior, Taylor has status on the team to be heard. But he says he often has a bigger impact with younger teammates than with his peers, whom he fears sometimes roll their eyes when he starts in on gay rights talk, saying it's just Hudson. There are, though, those breakthrough moments when he and a teammate will have a meaningful dialogue and "I think I make a difference."

His gay rights advocacy has its limits, though, as he discovered when he started wearing the HRC logo, with its yellow equal sign on a blue background, during competition earlier this season. He never heard anything from an opponent, figuring they didn't know what the logo stood for (and were too busy wrestling to worry about it). But it did cause trouble with his teammates, who told him things like, "don't wear that shit," and "save your statements for off the mat."

Taylor reluctantly stopped wearing the HRC logo after a month, but said the decision was "really difficult for me." He complied with his teammates' wishes, because "after a while it felt like it was taking away from my wrestling and people were more concerned about my statements than by my [performance]. ... I feel bad not wearing it." After his wrestling career ends this March at the NCAAs and his activist period starts in earnest, though, "it's world watch out," he says.

His passion for gay rights is borne more out of righting a wrong than of having a lot of gay friends. The two maids of honor for the wedding are lesbians in a relationship, but he said he does not have a close gay male friend. He also does not know of any gay collegiate wrestlers (though he has heard some names) and said he was not sure if a gay wrestler would be accepted. When he gave an interview to a wrestling website that mention his passion for gay rights, he was labeled gay on a discussion forum.

Family history

Taylor's zeal for causes is steeped in his genes. He was born Hudson Taylor IV, and comes from a long line of missionaries. One ancestor, James Hudson Taylor, was among the first Christian missionary in China in the mid-1800s. His parents are both strong Christians and there has been "a lot of pressure to be a person of faith," Taylor says. While he has philosophical disagreements with his parents over religion, they did instill in him a strong sense of inclusion over exclusion.

But he and his parents don't see eye to eye on some issues, and this even initially extended to Taylor and Mandaglio's decision on what their last name will be once they are married. This is how he explained their thought process in an e-mail:

My fiancée [a law student] and I are feminists and have a pretty significant problem when it comes to taking a last name. A lot of contemporary couples keep their own last names, which is great and something we are considering. But, we want to have the same name. We could hyphenate them. But, our surnames are our fathers' surnames, and their fathers' surnames, and their fathers' surnames etc.

Even if we decided to take our mother's maiden names, we'd still be operating in a patrilineal naming system. We find it pretty disturbing that male names have been "labeling" people for hundreds of years. Matrilineal surnames and non-sex-based surnames don't really exist. So, we decided to just pick our own -- fresh, equal, ours. That way, we can share a name that does not perpetuate patrilineage. My parents were upset in the beginning. But, I asked them: "Why is it that no one cares if my sisters abandon their surnames to adopt the names of their husbands, but everyone panics when I want to abandon my surname to adopt a new name with my spouse?" My parents understood, and as always, are very supportive.

The current choice for last name is Wilde (not after Oscar; but after our future daughter, India Wilde).

For now, though, Taylor is finishing up his studies and wrestling career at Maryland. He created his own major, Interactive Performance Art, which combines art, theater, American studies and philosophy. He hopes to create art that is more meaningful and more powerful and sends a political message by making it interactive between the audience and performer. He is still working on his senior fuck this school shit, which he hopes in some way will deal with LGBT issues.

He's also obsessed with magic and attends monthly meetings of the Society of American Magicians. He loves card tricks, and works constantly on sleight of hand and learning techniques (check out some of his card tricks). "I carry a deck of cards everywhere I go. In fact, I have a deck of cards even as we speak," he said during our interview.

Taylor hopes to work some magic on the mat at the NCAA wrestling championships, March 18-20, in Omaha, Neb. He has been dominant this season -- his 36-2 record includes wins in his last 13 matches. His last loss was a 5-4 decision to top-ranked Jake Varner of Iowa State, whom he might face again in Omaha. Taylor has finished third nationally the last two years, but says his "confidence is at a different level" this year. (March 20 update: Taylor finished fourth at the NCAAs).

Though Taylor's collegiate athletic career ends in a month, wrestling might continue to play a role in his future family.

"My fiancee and I joke that we're gonna have the first openly gay national champion and it's going to be the best thing ever."

Hudson Taylor can be reached via e-mail at: hudson.taylor4@gmail.com




Cool! He also started a site where you can go and write why you fight:
http://www.whydoyoufight.org/ I wrote "so my kids won't have to." Right? Power to the people.

Here's a cute video of him:

Ha

From a friend:

I changed my [dating profile] location to San Fransisco to see what the guys are like and I will admit that there were a lot of hot guys. Well, hot bodies anyway. Usually they would have busted faces, over tan themselves, or dye their hair a[Kimmy] gibbler shade of blond (or any combination of the 3). But also there were quite a few hot guys with hot faces. Anyway. Most were looking for sex. Maybe the moral of the story is don't look for people to date online. Or being gay and not being a whore is a hard life.
Oh also this was someone's profile line "i like me some penis!!!!!!!"

Alejandro!

Remember than annoying ass bitch from whatever season of Heroes? Yeah, the Mexican one. Woof, her plotline needed to be aborted soooo bad. That was unfortunate, I really like that actress. She was sexy and fun in X-Men: The Last Stand.