THE BEST

This is my favorite YouTube video of all time.  It inspired my freshman year Asian friends and I to hit up Korean karaoke in Redwood City.

Cum Sail Away

I like this in an unironic manner.  Seriously.  It's pretty, and I appreciate the effort they put into it.  You may make fun of them, and so will some assholes who discover it when they hit college, but will you all have a hugely popular YouTube video?

Breathtakingly Stunning

I feel like if I were able to see these things in person my mind would explode like Cate Blanchett in that shitty Indiana Jones movie.

The best 30 pictures of 2010 from the Hubble, Chandra, and Spitzer telescopes:
http://bit.ly/h0W0SP

More Chloe!

YES

This my jam!

Tranny Quote

they DID find a mummified corpse in her posession after her death. . .

"Ru Paul's Drag Race" tonight reminded me of my favorite tranny quote. By the legendary Dorian Corey in the equally legendary Paris Is Burning:

Everybody wants to make an impression, some mark upon the world. Then you think, you've made a mark on the world if you just get through it, and a few people remember your name. Then you've left a mark. You don't have to bend the whole world. I think it's better to just enjoy it. Pay your dues, and just enjoy it. If you shoot an arrow and it goes real high, hooray for you.

Garfield Minus Garfield

It's really fun to imagine John as crazy, lonely man talking to imaginary pets: Garfield Minus Garfield

Men in Heels

I find this terrible, hilarious, fantastic, and erotic.

Pickle Surprise

Okay, so I got home and decided to snack on some pickles.  I love pickles.  Like Snooki once said, "pickles is my thing."  So I put 5 in a bowl and added some of the brine from the jar.  Because I like to take a bite, sip a little brine.  Sounds great?  Yes.  So before I even finished the 4th, my tummy was gurgling.  And then it happened.  I sharted myself.  I've been running to the bathroom for an hour now as if I used 10 enemas.  As I was shitting for the first round, it hit me.  I just drank a bunch of salt water.  That's what you do to start most cleanses.  It forces your body to dilute it by drawing water out of your system.  Want to know the fucked up thing?  I FINISHED THE LAST PICKLE.  I figured it's already started, so I might as well.  Thus: impromptu accidental pickle cleanse.

The Return of Jiz

It's about tiome!