Friday, June 22, 2012

Sargent Beverly

Yes, I spelled that right.  It's Sargent Beverly who spells it wrong.  This bitch is crazy.  I've known of her for a long time, but I'm not sure I've shared her wonders before.  Her videos are slightly annoying and repetitive, but when you get to the meat of it. . . oh girl.  She do behave like a possessed, cracked out Tazmanian devil.  Her look in this fitst video is my favorite.  The look in it has been described as "runaway slave in deep black face with a Frieda Kahlo joint eyebrow."  Just....get into it.


SARGENT BEVERLY - Little Black Gurl! by SargentBeverly

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Haiku



Fuck is you who? Who

Is fuck you? You is who fuck?

Is you the fuck who?

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Some Bitch Named Deltrese Royale

Trust that I did a very thorough search for all things Keisha Fabo yesterday, however I was surprised not to find anything comparing that bitch Deltrese to Latrice Royale of Ru Paul's Drag Race.  I decided to take matters into my owns hands this morning.  You're quite welcome.

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Random Keisha Fabo

Since I have been obsessing over KF ever since she changed my eye last night, I've come across some pictures that I'd like to share. Obviously, the last one is my favorite.














Wednesday, May 9, 2012

How To Read

"Shade came from reading."


Let's take it back a bit.  How would you like to hear a faggoty song by a queen from the House of Revlon about reading a bitch? 

I wish there were a YouTube of this, but sadly, it seems there isn't  Mecca Revlon: "How To Read."  Check it out here, but please also buy it on iTunes under Jonny McGovern's East Village Mixtape to support our sisters.


O Rly?

Edit: I just realized that this comes off as dirty, and I'd like to clarify that the proposed hour of time was for a coffee date.  You gutterslut cumgoblins.







Some men just don't know how to treat a lady.  Confidence is cute, arrogance is a boner assassin.  Don't make me slap a brick and read you to filth.  You really don't want me to go there.  I own a condo there.

"You can't serve sufficient face, girl"  how is that for six words?


Friday, May 4, 2012

Miss Cleo Can Read a Bitch

Well, it's been fun while it lasted, but you can all go home now.  This picture wins the internet.

Pinky the Wig

Quick! Somebody snatch it!