Fat Camp
because I'll make you feel bad about yourself, but it's for the best
Saturday, November 9, 2013
Friday, February 22, 2013
Monday, February 18, 2013
Saturday, November 10, 2012
Wednesday, September 26, 2012
Music, Bitches
It occurs to me that I don't really use my iPod for music. It's 99% podcasts these days. When I do use it for music, there are three songs guaranteed to come up:
Labels:
Cowboy Bebop,
Echo and the Bunnymen,
Goodbye Horses,
ipod,
music,
The Killing Moon,
The Real Folk Blues,
video
Wednesday, September 12, 2012
Damages Wikipedia Bloopers
I love when I notice that someone has posted absurd shit on Wikipedia and get evidence before they snatch it down.
Thursday, September 6, 2012
TMI
Here's a little interaction with my gay best friend in town.
First he sent:
me: Lol yeah no one needs to know that
me: Is it [redacted, some sniz who had a history of shitting on his tricks during sex]?
bff: Boner defeated
bff: BONER SMASH!
me: Sniz used IBS. It was highly effective! BFF's boner fainted
First he sent:
me: Lol yeah no one needs to know that
me: Is it [redacted, some sniz who had a history of shitting on his tricks during sex]?
bff: Boner defeated
bff: BONER SMASH!
me: Sniz used IBS. It was highly effective! BFF's boner fainted
Sea Otters Still the Best
These cute little fuckers will never get old to me, so Black Tranny Moses bless the creators of Daily Otter.
For goodness sake, THEY HOLD PAWS. There is nothing more adorable in the animal kingdom. If you aren't affected in some cutesy way while seeing otters hold paws, seek professional help, because there is obviously something horribly defective going on with you.
For goodness sake, THEY HOLD PAWS. There is nothing more adorable in the animal kingdom. If you aren't affected in some cutesy way while seeing otters hold paws, seek professional help, because there is obviously something horribly defective going on with you.
Saturday, September 1, 2012
Wedding Tips from Shangela
I'm not sure how I missed this one.
Labels:
drag queens,
funny,
RuPaul's Drag Race,
Shangela,
video
Thursday, August 30, 2012
Why Voldemort Is Gay
My friend is reading the Harry Potter books for the first time (I KNOW, it's shocking there's an adult who hasn't actually read them) and has been providing me with commentary. This is his reasoning for why Voldemort loves cock:
Here is my new HP conspiracy. Voldemort is a faggot.
We know he is obsessed with snakes and has a natural skill at "speaking their language".
The ministry of magic hates him and we have already established that they hate the gays by the way they treat Dumbledore and their botched job with lezzy Bertha Jorkins.
All of his Death Eaters (Cum Eaters) are men except for that one bitch who is clearly a fag hag with her tranny makeup and sassy attitude.
He tried to kill a baby. As we know faggots hate babies and babies hate fags.
Being skinny and smooth, he was a twink at school. This is why he hated Dumbledore, a gay man over 30, and Hagrid, a hairy bear.
Being a shitty faggot, he is an elitest.
In an attempt at living forever, he seriously fucked that face up, botched nose job and face lift. Now he is a bitter old, queen. Jealously he kills the younger, prettier Cedric Diggory.
He is obsessed with unicorns.
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