Animated Sexuality: Cyclops Is A Nelly Bottom Edition

Well, to be fair, the title refers to the Marvel Anime version for sure.  His body posture and feminine features make it seem as if he's more likely to be the. . . uke.  However, he could enjoy everything or be a possible blouse (feminine top, I love this term I just learned).  Anyway, it's hot.  I just looked up a few pictures of Cyclops because as I was reading the (terrible) Avengers vs. X-Men and catching up on Uncanny X-Men, I noticed that it seemed the artists seem to like drawing good old Cyclops from behind most often. 

Perhaps this is because they are more uncomfortable having a depiction of skin-tight crotch bulge on the page?  Even though they always play down the bulge.  It's 99% disappointing due to their preference of underexaggerating the bulge.  Maybe they think it's more appropriate to draw an ass instead.  Well.  Let me just say that this is fiiiiiiiiiine with me because I would prefer to see a tight Cyclops ass than a fluffy bulge  Just my taste.

I can't even get started on how deep my love for X-Man on X-Man porn is, so I'm staying focused on Cyclops.  I got a little derailed on Google and found. . . a few pictures to share.  Enjoy!

Martha Stewart Tilapia Time!

Not really.  But I do want to share my latest obsession.  I go through food phases where I obsessively prepare the same food for days on end.  This time, as before, it has been tilapia.  But I'm trying to be more health-conscious.  I used to fry it, then I breaded it with dijon, now I bake it.  Get into this shit.  Reasonable caloried, baked fish, high in protein:

-preheat oven to 400 degrizzles F
-pat dry your tilapia filets

-prepare a baking sheet/pan with tin foil and spray with non-stick, fat-free spray

-season one side with salt, pepper, and dill (I like to use lemon pepper mix, so I go easy on the salt)

-place seasoning-side down on foil



-season other side

-place a pat of butter on each filet to cover each

-place lemon slices on each filet in order to cover

-bake for 20 minutes

 -remove the lemon slices and SERVE it, girl

22 g protein, 2 g fat, and NO carbs.  Delicios as hell.  BAM.

Tekken: Blood Vengeance

I watched a fun movie this afternoon called Tekken: Blood Vengeance. It's a CGI movie based on the videogame series. Like the Final Fantasy: Advent Children movie, the fights were spot on, however the plot lacked severely. I found solace in capturing the homoerotic moments. Please enjoy.

Meet Ms. Lucy Fur

One thing I like to do in my brief down time at work is find the perfect picture in office magazines to alter into a frightening creation from my nightmares. And yes, I realize that the title is probably the name of a million grotsky burlesque dancers and drag queens, but I'm not bothering to Google it since I'd rather imagine I'm the first person to think of it. This is Lucy Fur before her makeover:

And Lucy Fur afterward:

Abominable Snowtrannies

I know these "Shit _____ Say" videos are more tired than a Kardashian publicist, but these three have a few gems spread throughout. I WILL start calling people cumburglar and snowbeast. And of course you already know how I moistened my pants to "so I told that tranny, HOLD UP, shapeshifter." SHALOM

Golden Shower Girls Returns

It's been a damn long time since we had a GSG video, but I feel this is a strong return. It really brings back lovely fantasies I used to have as a kid about pretty Zack Morris. SHUT UP, you know you had them too.

Glamazon

Oh ladyman. This concept could have been executed so much better. It looks like Ru paid a first year art school trick in Nyx Cosmetics to make it.

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Young Avengers

I've been into the Young Avengers comic for a while now.  I am catching up on the latest volume, and it of course leads to my searching for sexy pictures of the two homo Young Avengers.  Get into it.

Textual Intercourse: Dirty Business

I have a business trip coming up in a few weeks, and I found out today that my hotel accomodations will be at Disney World.

me: Maybe I'll get some Disney ass! I wanna fuck Aladdin!

Mia: MAYBE YOU'LL HAVE A THREEWAY WITH ALLADIN AND JAFAR

me: DONE. I am making this happen.