Get Ready for a Fabulous Podcast

My friend Travis and I recorded the first episode of our podcast tonight.  It's going to be hilarious and chocked full of gayness.  If you like queef, shitty sex, and golden shower stories, this will be the show for you.  I will of course notify you the moment it is available for download, but here's a little teaser for you (please note that the triangle is to be reminiscent of the symbol homosexuals would get in concentration camps).

Predators

The movie was fun! I mean, it was a stupid action movie, but as far as they go, it was a good one. There was a little gore, which I approve of, but they didn't take it to an absurd level. Of course the premise is stupid, but what else would I expect? It's not going to be some Oscar-worthy drama with predator aliens mixed in.

Onto the meat. By meat, I mean Adrien Brody. He's really a two-face for me. One face is busted and ugly. The other is sexy and rapeable. Hm, I guess spellcheck doesn't like my "rapeable" word. Oh well, I can lobby to get it added to dictionaries. Since you brought up the R topic, there was actually a somewhat funny rape joke in the movie. It involved Topher Grace, who is in his own right rapeable. The joke was something about how this prisoner wanted to rape so many "fine bitches" when he got home. "What time is it? Five o'clock? Time to rape some fine ass bitches." Topher then replies that it is bitch-raping time or something. Nevermind. I guess you had to be there. Anyway, back to the point: Adrien Brody was looking GOOD. He obviously did some bulking for this film, but since he was so skinny to begin with, it works for him. He doesn't look like a juicehead guido. He especially looked good firing guns. I now understand why some straight guys are into watching women shoot guns. At the end he's shirtless and slathered in mud. HOT. Go see Predators if you like blood and sex.