THE PODCAST IS HERE!!!

One and Half F*gs is currently available for download on iTunes.  Subscribe, motherfuckers.  This is the chld that Travis and I had that we just didn't have the heart to abort.  Give it a listen; write a review!  Tell us we're awesome, tell us we're unfunny assholes, just check it out!  I hate the sound of my own voice, but listening to this shit was so funny, that I forgot about that.  GET INTO IT HERE IF YOU WANT.

Get Ready for a Fabulous Podcast

My friend Travis and I recorded the first episode of our podcast tonight.  It's going to be hilarious and chocked full of gayness.  If you like queef, shitty sex, and golden shower stories, this will be the show for you.  I will of course notify you the moment it is available for download, but here's a little teaser for you (please note that the triangle is to be reminiscent of the symbol homosexuals would get in concentration camps).

Dear, Mr. Mayor

I can't believe I forgot to post this! I forgot how hot San Francisco's mayor Gavin Newsome is. Damn. He looks like Patrick Bateman. Mmmm crazy and sexy. I looked up a few pictures of him and saw one that was begging for Photoshop. While I don't have and photoshop skills, I have rudimentary Microsoft Paint skillz. Please enjoy. I did.