THE PODCAST IS HERE!!!

One and Half F*gs is currently available for download on iTunes.  Subscribe, motherfuckers.  This is the chld that Travis and I had that we just didn't have the heart to abort.  Give it a listen; write a review!  Tell us we're awesome, tell us we're unfunny assholes, just check it out!  I hate the sound of my own voice, but listening to this shit was so funny, that I forgot about that.  GET INTO IT HERE IF YOU WANT.

Get Ready for a Fabulous Podcast

My friend Travis and I recorded the first episode of our podcast tonight.  It's going to be hilarious and chocked full of gayness.  If you like queef, shitty sex, and golden shower stories, this will be the show for you.  I will of course notify you the moment it is available for download, but here's a little teaser for you (please note that the triangle is to be reminiscent of the symbol homosexuals would get in concentration camps).

A Recommendation

I suppose this started because of Craigslist. Every now and then I find it amusing to check the local missed connections section. A few days ago, I found this gem:



Classy, right? From the tearing of the butt-cherry to shreds to the sweetening of the "nectar" with pineapple juice; this is a gem. And what's with the picture? The picture makes me think it's a joke, but really I don't think it is. Part of me wondered about this "Mitch" fellow, but the real issue was the podcast. What is ttodcast? Ever since Gay Pimpin' with Jonny McGovern ended, I've been in the market for a funny podcast. And a funny gay one would be perfect. I thought to myself this must be it. I checked it out and quickly learned that it is not in fact a gay podcast. But that's okay, because these kids are hilarious. The two hosts are film students at Columbia in Chicago. I've been listening to it often, and I'm loving it. They DO talk about a lot of dirty gay stuff, but from a straight perspective, which is interesting to me. And not a judgmental perspective, just different. I'm loving it, and I had to write to them to let them know about the CL post:

I live in Champaign and happened to notice the following post:
http://chambana.craigslist.org/mis/1875665420.html
Kind of creepy. But funny. And it led me to your podcast, so I guess whoever posted that is responsible for getting you more fans. So thank you, cock-hungry dude who posted on Craigslist.
-Me

I wasn't expecting any sort of response, but one of them was nice enough to write back:

Well we are glad to hear we have another fan. The mythological beast known only as "Mitch" has been spotted around the Champaign area, so it is no surprise those in that area crave his cock nectar. Feel free to email us or leave feedback in the iTunes store. As we continue to grow we will add new segments and such. Pass on the good word and keep an eye out for Mitch, he may save your life and take it away in the blink of an eye.

-TTodcast


Yeah, it turned into a plug for the show at the end; but damn, I would do the same thing. I can identify with the struggle to get exposure to one's work, so I even wrote a review at the iTunes store. Now I think you sluts should check it out. Subscribe, laugh your ass off, write a review, follow ttodcast on Facebook. Do it now. Kisses.

Comic Book Queers

Friends of someone I know produce a great podcast called Comic Book Queers (http://www.comicbookqueers.com/). Well, to be honest I've only listened to a couple, but they are FANTASTIC. Check out episodes 97 and 113 to begin with. The first is a girl talk session featuring Dazzler, Storm, and Emma Frost. They are some nasty fuckin' bitches. Even if you have only paltry knowledge of the X-Men, you'll laugh your ass off. Dazzler likes "long walks on the beach and racial purity" and shoots laser diamonds out of her pussy. Emma Frost just shoots plain diamonds out of her pussy: "my period while in diamond form looks like crystal pepsi." Storm, well she is a fine mess: "because dick'll make you slap somebody, okay?"

The second one is Larry King interviewing Dazzler. Damn. It's great, she mentions that she had a "planned miscarriage." She "decided to get a miscarriage." Finding abortion jokes hilarious is an important part of being my friend I realized recently.

UPDATE: Get episode 106 too! It's the three favorite hobags again.