Saturday, December 20, 2008

Once Upon A Time

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The only girlfriend I ever had was when I was 11. It lasted a couple weeks, and the most we did was go to a movie together. I was surprised when I got a note from her in school one day stating that she had "seen my true colors." Bitch. What does that even mean for an 11-year-old? Was I stingy with my markers? Or did I suck too bad at dodgeball? It's not like I tried to steal second base or anything. Maybe she saw my rainbow before I even knew it was there. She's a full-on dyke now. Irony.