Sunday, January 3, 2010

Tallboy

One of the Youtube comments is "thank G-d he's wearing something over his head this time."

Machine Girl



I'm watching an awful and hilarious movie about a Japanese girl on a quest for revenge. It's your average over-the-top gore story where a crazy Yakuza wife batters and fries a poor girl's arm tempura-style. Naturally, she goes on a vendetta, and replaces her yummy arm with a machine gun. The movie is campy, ridiculous and fun. I was really enjoying the performance of a secondary character, so I figured I'd look her up to see if I might like anything else she's done. Her Wikipedia page says she's an AV Idol. What's that? Why, that would be "adult video" idol of course. Porn titles are funny to begin with, but they're even better when poorly translated into English! Here are some of her movies:




Old Romantic Eroticism of Sexy Maid, Lewd Lady and Pure School Girl


Girl Ninja Hot and Brave Story


Three Sisters Ninja Sex


Splash Girl, Whale Cow 05, 10 Girls Squirting Flood!


SOD Rape Hospital The Premium


Analize 3, Genuine Anal Virgin


43 Men Nakadashi Gang Rape






Oh yeah, there's a drill bra this one bitch uses to mash the main character's titties into pulp.