Thursday, September 6, 2012

TMI

Here's a little interaction with my gay best friend in town.

First he sent:



me:  Lol yeah no one needs to know that

me:  Is it [redacted, some sniz who had a history of shitting on his tricks during sex]?

bff: Boner defeated

bff:  BONER SMASH!

me:  Sniz used IBS.  It was highly effective! BFF's boner fainted

Sea Otters Still the Best

These cute little fuckers will never get old to me, so Black Tranny Moses bless the creators of Daily Otter

For goodness sake, THEY HOLD PAWS. There is nothing more adorable in the animal kingdom. If you aren't affected in some cutesy way while seeing otters hold paws, seek professional help, because there is obviously something horribly defective going on with you.