From White Lady to Hoodrat Realness in No Time Flat

The best part is the look on this bitch's face. Such disdain. This is my new catchprase.

Textual Intercourse: Ina Garten

I watch at least one episode of Barefoot Contessa every day, and I'm always finding more gems.  In her Ask Ina section, her response to a question about gravy is priceless (ps she used the same recipe and same footage 3 years running: make a new one!).  It's simultaneously bitchy gayness and mean girl.

 me:  OMG rarely her NY accent comes out and it's mazong.

me:  Toss it all togethah

Mia:  She covers that shit up like a teen pregnancy