Friday, February 6, 2009

The Curious Case of Bumbling Bastard


(Hopefully you've seen the video already, but it doesn't really get old)

Today I was right next to a dude who fell on his face just after stepping off the bus. My glance briefly flicked in his direction, but I didn't even turn my head as I walked by. He fell in really soft snow, so it's not like he was hurt. But I felt a little bad that I didn't stop to see if he was okay, so I made sure not to outwardly laugh. That's nice, right? If I fell like he did and someone came up to me looking all compassionate, asking "are you alright?" I'd be like, "back off, asshole." And then the optional follow-up, depending on circumstances: "yeah, I'm talking to you, you ancient cunt."