Monday, June 14, 2010

Say What?


Kelly Bensimon named a drink after herself which contains lemonade, beer, and tequila. Cuntess Luann asked "is that like the Mexican version of a margarita?" Andy Cohen smirked and (at least according to Bravo's editing) looked toward Bethenny as if to ask, "is this bitch for real?"

Kids These Days

I've just discovered the hot summer jam of 2010. . . and it's from 2009. I was listening to an old podcast and heard Mariah Carey's "Obsessed." I can't stop listening to it! Look, I know I'm behind on what's happening with music in general, but give me a break. 2009 was basically a write-off for me, seeing as I was out of commission for a chunk of it. I can't be held responsible for what was happening in the outside world when I was learning to walk again. Anyway, here is the video for it, and I have a couple comments. 1) Mariah is looking GREAT. Oh so good. 2) At first I thought she was kind of cute as a guy, but then I snatched it back when I realized she looks exactly like Wilmer Valderrama.

My Pumps


At work last week I noticed a coworker was taller than usual and complimented her shoes. This prompted someone else to comment that they must have been five-inch heels. I squinted and appraised them for about .25 seconds and said, "three and a half." The other girl busted out a tape measure, and lo and behold, they were 3.5-inch heels. Don't play play on the bang bang.