Sunday, February 1, 2009

Ice Ice, Boring


Comment from anonymous on post Tokio Hotel:

"what is that vanilla twink doing in the background?"


Exactly. That's the route I was originally going to take. He looks like he should be in a softcore gay porn where he does nothing more than making out and doesn't even remove his tighty whities.

Tokio Hotel


OR:

A Less Talented Bjork, Dykey Axl Rose, and Assorted Douchebags.

Have you heard of these people? Their music isn't terrible, but their look is painful. They must like it, so good for them, and it certainly gets people talking. The twin who is the lead singer looks like he belongs in t.A.T.u. I keep thinking how much cooler they'd seem if they were actually women. I wish they were. The dreadlock twin is pumping a MAJOR tomboy lesbian look. Like she wants to eat you out all night long and bust out her biggest strap-on. And t.A.T.u. girl would look very fitting in a plaid schoolgirl uniform. Then what's with the random regular bassist and drummer? They took part in the band on a dare, and when they got signed to a record label, they couldn't just quit the bitch. You know they're thinking, "let's leave these queers to make out and go play some Counterstrike."