Tranny 911

This is your lucky day.  I haven't been able to find any clips of this until now (probably because I'm lazy and give up quickly).  But here's an earlier version of Super Tranny Heaven (and Jonny McGovern's Chocolate Puddin') from The Big Gay Sketch Show.  This bitch is great.  From the big ass titties to the makeup to the spiked thigh-high boots.  GET INTO IT.


Big Gay Sketch Show: Tranny 911

Joanie McGovern | MySpace Video

BAM

This guy is somehow involved with Michael serrato a.k.a. Super Tranny Heaven.  I think he directed the first Heaven video, and he was in both looking cute.  Well I have to say I am enamoured with him.  It's his body hair and facial scruff.  It's no secret I'm a fan of slightly-to-moderately hirsuite gentlemen.  Mmm just look at him here.

Another Slice of Heaven

I shared her with you before, but please refresh yourself with Heaven.  She's back with SO many killer looks.  Doesn't $15,000 seem cheap for a sexual reassignment surgery?  I know my girl Calpernia Addams has a $40,000 vagina.  I guess Heaven got the back alley deal with some Mexican botox thrown in.  Anyway, I actually really enjoy this song, and the video is of course magnificent.  You might want to wait to watch it though, because your day is pretty much downhill after that.

My Hero

If I had a good voice, I would just start singing gospel riffs every time I get enraged.



You probably don't recognize this crazy woman, so I shall enlighten you. She has apparently been in Tyler Perry's plays. You remember him of course. I've seen a few of those masterpieces, and let me tell you:  they harmed my very soul.  Yeah yeah, Madea is funny and outrageous and blah blah blah, but the rest is just insufferable.  It's just in-your-face Jesus (I know you love me and all, but leave me alone) and shout-singing gospel.  Go ahead and skip them.  Tyler Perry doesn't need any more money.