Wednesday, September 30, 2009

"Shia LeBarf"



This whole mess started because I decided to watch Transformers 2 last night. Which, by the way, wasn't great or anything, but I'd rather have seen it instead of Terminator: Salvation in theaters. My texts are in black, and my friend Sunny's are in violet.

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i downloaded transformers 2... going to try to watch tonight




I just lost vote for movie tonight....only one who wanted to see jennifer's body


the 1st was literally painful on my eyes
ugh damn me for liking megan fox



"punk ass decepticon?" seriously?



Soundwave definitely just tentacle raped that satellite



I'm really enjoying transformers in all its shitty glory



shia is sometimes hot

i was just thinking that!




sometimes


I fucking hate his name though


yeah, def can't see myself moaning "shia" during sexy times



his name evokes the same reaction out of me that the mean Lhasa my fam had....I'm sure you remember Lafite



HAHAHAHAHA. they have similar hair texture. i'd make him give me a flightless pigeon." that's a handjob using a broken arm/hand




we could roleplay and he's wear one of those jew hats and long curly sideburns



I just want to kick or punch Shia


and say "oy" when we bone



Def no moaning Shia, lol


invent a sex position called the Wheezing Moses or something



You should make an illustration


i wouldn't mind parting his red sea



Do Jew wigs exist?


it's a niche fetish but i'm sure lol.



Dude... Shia could only be a bottom


total pussyboy



I hope he plays a gay character one day- believe it or not I like him as an actor....Something about him is non-mainstream hot ... Maybe I like that he is kinda geeky?



And he is refreshing for a Hollywood boy


i agree. he's geeky and has a distinct, quirky acting style




Yes!




I bet he has a nice O face



good call! i bet it's similar to his freakout seizure face in the lecture hall in this movie, eyes rolling back & all



and a dash of whimpering = his o face recipe



Yes yes yes yes yes!!!!!!!!!! With a little bit of "I'm confused" thrown in!!!!!!!




Does he take his shirt off in that movie?


no doesn't look like it. and there are only like 2 shirtless shots from my brief google search



Perfect!!!!!




I hope he isn't like surprisingly ripped or jacked up with muscles.... That would de-hot him a little for me


oh no he's delightfully soft



Nice!




Would you do him face down at all? I think I would actually like to look at his face...




Like the whole time


hmm i'd have to switch it up, but i enjoy seeing winces during thrusts, and we've already determined he has a great whining face



Right! I mean his face would kind of be the point of the whole thing!

wow. we just had a lengthy, in-depth back & forth about shia labeouf's possible O face. i'm glad we're friends!


Ditto



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Sunny's bf had this to email about our mild obsession:






1. Shia LeBarf is disgusting and you both make me sick.