Monday, September 14, 2009

Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta





I liked her when no one really knew who she was. Then I got all pretentious when she went mainstream and shunned her. Now I'm feeling her again. Her performance at the VMAs was quite enjoyable. I'm a sucker for blood and tragedy, but that was fun! I got into her crutch and the random dancer in the wheelchair. My dad couldn't believe she did that. I showed him the video for "Paparazzi," and he asked why she was making fun of the disabled. I said that she wasn't making fun of them, she's sending a message. "What message?" he asked, "all you bitches in wheelchairs need to get you some crutches and dance?" That sounds about right.


Then there's the hullabaloo about her sex. Apparently some people are convinced she's really a man. Which would be cool! Here's a good quote from the website http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/: "all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis." Ha!

Poor Girl


This morning my coworkers and I briefly discussed the recent tragedy of the discovery of a Yale graduate student's body being found in the walls of a lab. This is terrible and my thoughts and prayers go out to her family and loved ones. All this considered, when everyone else was lamenting the situation, my response was "maybe she had it coming."