Friday, October 15, 2010

This Is Only A Test

That reminds me.  I'm cooking a look for Halloween that I think is genius.  It's a lovely little play on words that I'll keep to myself for now.  Let's just say it requires that I kind of look like a prostitution whore.  I did a mascara test last night while I was bored, and I think it turned out well.  As you can see, I only did one eye.  This is only two coats, and I'll probably go with 10 for the special night.  I want crusty and clumpy.  The ultimate eye look will be walk of shame meets rape victim.  It will make sense in a few weeks.  Can you tell in which picture I'm smizing?


Fascinating

This video is kind of blowing my mind.  I mean, THIRTY looks with one dress!  Oh wait, it's the same drab color.  Still, it is old school glamorous, and I want it for my non-existant drag persona.  I would have to make it dirtier though.  And when people ask why I have a hairy tit hanging out, I can quote this smiley bitch: "now remember, I'm doing this without a mirror!"

Stank Nasty

Here's a parking lot surprise.  I once found a $100 bill in a parking lot.  This is almost as good: