Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Can You Say "Puta?"



Hey, kids! We at Mattel are proud to present the new Tween Dora! She's grown up with you, and she has a whole new life. Moving to the big city sure hasn't been easy on our Dora. Seven months after her adventure in the back alley of a liquor store, she gave birth to a little explorer of her very own! The trouble is, food stamps and state health care only go so far in feeding and caring for her fetal alcohol syndrome baby. Dora dances on the weekends at the Clammy Crevice, but she spends all week exploring the city and getting into sticky situations while pursuing her own adventurous hobbies. Tune in, and watch her chase the dragon! And make sure to buy her posable doll (includes syringe, needles, glass pipe, one shoe, premature Pepito baby doll, and washable marker for drawing bruises) because Dora's got an insatiable addiction to feed!