Word is Erica Ash is toxic cunt, but this piece of comedy is fantastic. This is basically my inner personality that comes out from time to time.
Friday, May 20, 2011
|The brand is half the battle. But you'll never get Blanche's secrets from me. Better chance of tricking me out of my bag of Jew gold|
Blanche D'Almonds, of the Manhattan D'Almonds, was giving me tips on how to make the perfect matzo balls. And if anyone knows balls, it's her. Like most things that happen to me, this ends up being funny. And a little racist.
me: got damn I love that shit. never made it though
blanche: i really do too. really? so easy but there are a few tricks naturally.
blanche: Jews love tricks.
blanche: but i don't have to tell you.
me: that was fantastic
blanche: faggots love stunts
blanche: so i would stay on your good side.
blanche: I don't need some tricky stunt.
me: Tricky Jewfaggot stunts
me: I'm full of them
blanche: I'll be nice
Blanche: good old American gay sex
me: America: apple pie and buttsex
Blanche: yes child
me: you could be a rapper with all that cash
me: you could be a farmer in those clothes
Blanche: I am a farmer
me: Ass farmer
me: bc your ass gets plowed!