Thursday, February 12, 2009

I Can Has Halp?



I jotted a quote down a few days ago, but now I can't remember what it's from! Chances are it's a recent episode of terrible reality television:


"The most ditziest, no-knowledge-havin' bitch that I've ever met."

Fight Club



This whole thing with Chris Brown and Rihanna is fucked up. I know that. But I also know I can't be the only person dying to see pictures of Rihanna afterward. Black eyes might make a bulldyke look tough and intimidating, but it doesn't really work that way for a delicate Barbadian princess.



A friend and I used to mention every now and then how scars and fading bruises can make a guy hotter. We're twisted, I know. I don't mean a puffy, swollen Renee Zellweger eye. I mean the kind that looks like he got in a bar brawl last week, or "walked into a door." I'm all about a cleft lip/palate repair scar on a dude, but we all know I have different proclivities.