Friday, March 30, 2012

Lana del Rey Can Eat A Bowl of Dicks

I barely paid enough attention to her SNL performance to notice that she presented as a malfunctioning robot in slow motion.  I just don't care for that bitch.  I have made a commitment to myself to never intentionally listen to or view her.  I much rather prefer parody versions of her.

Judy Winslowed

Brady and I love the story of Judy Winslow.  She was part of the family on Family Matters, and one day she went up to her room and never came down.  They retconned the shit out of her.  It was as if she never existed.  We love to use the term as a verb.  I've Judy Winslowed a few people in my life.  It's a sad but sometimes necessary move.  I got inspired by the My Little Ponies: Friendship Is Magic meme of Princess Celestia banishing bitches to the moon and created this: