Monday, March 29, 2010

Surprise Of The Century





Confirming what everyone has known for a very long time, Ricky Martin has revealed his faggotry. The first thing I though of were the hot pictures of him and his "workout partner" on the beach.








Sunday, March 28, 2010

Well Excuse The Fuck Out Of Me

http://roflrazzi.com/2010/03/23/celebrity-pictures-russell-fat-camp/


Jeez, sorry, you little fat bastard.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Textual Intercourse: I Can Has Weiner?

me: a smile from that

Brady: I see have his weiner

me: HA

Brady: half

me: that's your subconscious telling you that you want it

me: oh you want him

me: you want to half his weiner in your mouth

Monday, March 22, 2010

How Could I Forget?

I can't believe it didn't occur to me to post this until just now. First, look at a couple pictures for me:




Cute, right?



He's attractive in a generic kind of way. Here's the thing though--this is what he used to look like:




Oh snap! Tranny trick! That's a really good one though. Not like Chaz Bono. It's interesting how it comes so naturally to call him Chaz. It's already weird for me to think that there was ever a Chastity Bono. I wonder if he had male junk yet? I guess he retired from pole vaulting (snicker snicker) in 2007 and looks like this now, so odds are he got his cock and balls. It prompted me to read up and brush up on the different ways that sex reassignment surgeries are performed. I'll spare you, but know that one day it should be possible for men who become women to use a donor uterus to carry a baby. But then can you have a vaginal delivery? Hmm, more to learn.


The picture below is Loren Cameron: the confusing icing on the tranny cake of the day.



Hey Now, Hey Now, This Is What Nightmares Are Made Of

I'm not sure where to begin with this one. Perhaps with a great big WTF? Now that I've gotten that out of the way, here's my first question: why put on the second mask? Is it supposed to be a statement on ageism and the perception of beauty? Because really, it is just creepy. This bitch also just ruined Billy Holiday for me. That first song, "Don't Explain" was one of my favorites, but now it will be forever linked to a scary guy who gets off on dressing up as a bootleg Golden Girl. And why are the gloves black? If you're going to go to the trouble of making a "life-like" geriatric drag mask, why not go for life-like hands? Put some liver spots up on that shit. My final issue with it is something I can't really confirm because I refuse to watch the video a second time. I don't think this guy blinked ONCE the whole time. He should really put some effort into his theatrical design. I kept looking at his surroundings and making up stories. What are those binders on the right side of the screen? I imagine they are financial documents he needs in order to file his taxes. He keeps meticulous records of everything he purchases in order to bring Hagatha to life. Do you think he can mark down all the latex gear as a write-off?

Friday, March 19, 2010

Dick Towel

Remember dick towel from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia? You don't? Well here:




Now some rapper named Kool Keith (are we supposed to know who he is?) put his stank on it, and it's mildy enjoyable, so have at it, cretins:

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Poor Guy


I was at Walgreens earlier this week and the guy in front of me in the checkout line was buying Abreva. Look, I'm not going to judge this guy, he's just doing what he has to do, but here's the funny part: he was buying it with a coupon. That in itself isn't funny, but apparently the coupon was in some booklet, and the cashier was taking forever to find it. The poor guy was so cute and looked embarrassed. I wanted to say, "it's okay, baby, I'd still fuck you." Here's the lesson: never buy anything you would want to keep quiet with a coupon. The three dollars you'll be saving are not worth the loss in pride.

Get Your Learn On

Oops, it's been a while. I've been busy....well, occupying my time with lots of videogames playing. Final Fantasy XIII came out, and it's become a new obsession of mine. If you're a fan of RPGs, BUY IT. It's better than XII. the story is much more interesting, and the gameplay is more fun.

The point of this post is to learn a little history about the LGBT movement and to refresh your grammar knowledge. Let's get to the fun:




Varla was one of the main characters in one of my favorite movies. I highly recommend Girls Will Be Girls.


Saturday, March 6, 2010

Manboy











Eric Saade. Check out this Swedish homo. I'm guessing homo of course. Why is he smiling so much? I can only assume he has some sort of vibrating toy up his ass that is causing him to grin so foolishly. This song is called "Manboy?" That is such a siren song to pederasts everywhere. Still I think he's really cute. I just want to hate fuck that stupid smile off his face.



Jizzplosion!

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

More Jenky Hair



Anna Kendrick was great in such movies as Up In The Air and Rocket Science, but I sniffed that hairline out in a millisecond. She's got that crazy shit that needs threading like Paris Hilton's ass after a gangbang. You remember Selma Blair don't you?