Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Textual Intercourse

Part A)


Charlie: John Cleese is in Spamalot! & it's opening nite
Me: sweet, sounds awesome. maybe later you're gonna go eat a bowl of dicks? toss some mansalad?
Charlie: u rancorous manstrumpet. shut up when u r talkin to me
Me: let me know how the show is if you can get cock and balls out of your face long enough to watch


Part B)

My coworker had to argue this morning with her son's math teacher for him to let her son watch the inauguration live. Some of the teachers weren't allowing the students to watch instead of doing classwork, and Shawnda was NOT having it. They raised voices, and the teacher felt she was trying to make him out as racist. He said, "now you've got me in a white sheet and a pointy hat." This exchange just transpired:


Shawnda: The teacher changed his grade to a B!!!!!!!
Me: you need to go break some heads
Shawnda: No he had a C
Me: oooooh i was thinking it got bumped down. well good! this it the pointy hat one?
Shawnda: Yes
Me: awesome! way to scare whitey

Yikes



Beyonce sang for Obama's pre-inauguration ceremonies yesterday. I have no idea what she sang because her jacket and eyebrows were too loud.