Monday, February 8, 2010

Textual Intercourse


me: whoa. is that the zombie of brittany murphy?


brewster: god only knows


me: bitch was SO hungry she came back from the dead for a nibble


brewster: hahaha


brewster: she was a mess


brewster: clearly that girl didn't have a gay friend or he would have talked her out of that catastrophe


me: OR he was the one like "no, girl, you don't need to eat. you look like a fierce skeleton."

This Is Exactly What I'm Talking About!


No Babies

This is the picture that should be printed on all condom boxes: